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You really think you can fly that thing? Must go faster. I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. What do they got in there? King Kong? Checkmate… You know what? It is beets. I’ve crashed into a beet truck. We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! ‘Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won’t want it anymore!

Checkmate… Life finds a way. My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I’ll give you something to cry about you little bastard! So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus.

We’re in the hands of engineers. I was part of something special. This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and… power windows. Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.

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This is from https://jeffsum.com. Hilarious. I’m just using this as test text. Enjoy!

I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. Hey, you know how I’m, like, always trying to save the planet? Here’s my chance. Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! Must go faster… go, go, go, go, go! I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus.

You know what? It is beets. I’ve crashed into a beet truck. Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. Checkmate… Did he just throw my cat out of the window?

Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. I was part of something special. So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Must go faster.

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